Re: (TV) FW: From Richard Lloyd -- Warning -- Hadron Accelerator turned on in Switzerland

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On Thu, Sep 11, 2008 at 1:30 PM, leif joley <leifjoley@hotmail.com> wrote:
> This is so incredibly funny and intelligent that I am finally able to forgive
> Mr. Lloyd for that "Radiant Monkey" record!
>
> /Leif J, Moscow
>
>
>
> From: Lloyd206@aol.comDate: Thu, 11 Sep 2008 08:37:38 -0400Subject: From
> Richard Lloyd -- Warning -- Hadron Accelerator turned on in SwitzerlandTo:
> richard@richardlloyd.com
>
>
> Dear friends,
>
> I have recently returned to writing for Solasishock.blogspot.com, and plan on
> continuing as best I can.  It is an immense project, basically my own effort
> to recapitulate the entire Gurdjieff teaching, using both ancient and modern
> sciences.
>
>
> By the way, WARNING!  the Hadryron accelerator is now operable.  Many people
> fear that this will create a black hole that will eat up the earth.  Since
> that is statistically comparable to a large asteroid hitting the earth, it is
> a possibility, so as a scientist I will begin warning people:
>
> A black hole has an event horizon of gravitational pull so strong that not
> even light can escape, so if you see something you can't see you had better
> start running.  As you run away from the black hole the center of gravity will
> shift from the center of the earth to behind you, so you will begin to feel as
> if you are falling backwards.  So you will have to lean forward to run as if
> you were running into a hurricane force wind.  Your best bet to run at a 450
> angle, which is about the limit of the human ankle.  Because of the Fitzgerald
> contraction your mass will increase as your length decreases so you'll become
> shorter and fatter as time slows.  But even though time slows, it will not
> seem too slow for you, but only for someone on the other side of the earth
> who's clock has not been affected by the black hole yet.  You had better run
> quickly because pretty soon as the event horizon pulls you in, you will start
> to look like a pancake with little tiny legs.  Having little tiny legs and
> huge mass and looking like a pancake, it will be much harder to run.
>
> Therefore if you see something that you can not see you'd better start
> running, and since you can't see what you can't see and nobody can see a black
> hole, everyone on earth better start running now, as fast as they can.  If the
> black hole sinks to the center of the earth, you'd better start jumping as
> high as you can.  The same general facts apply, so you'd better jump higher
> than an Olympic jumper if you want to escape.  In fact, sadly, the human being
> cannot generate enough energy from its legs to achieve escape velocity, but if
> you manage to do so, make sure you take a nice deep breath before you reach
> the stratosphere, because the air will thin and pretty soon you will be in
> outer space.  Unfortunately, in outer space, with no gravity or barometric
> pressure, the oxygen in your blood will begin to boil and you will begin to
> expand until you explode.  If you can match your jumping exactly with the
> Fitzgerald contraction, you might last a few centuries, relatively speaking;
> but according to your own wristwatch, you're a goner in seconds.
>
> Just thought you might want to know.
>
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>
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