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RE: (TV) Slightly Off my head

aye, I married the perfect woman

she's a deaf mute who knows how to cook and clean
of course, she wasnt like that when I first met her, but you cant argue with the simple beauty of a cut throat razor, and she learned to cook pretty quick after that
not that we are actually married yet, although I would like it, as I am strangely traditional at times
its just the legal age for marriage in this country is 16 so we'll have to wait a good few years first 

any time you need similar advice, dont be afraid to ask


All the best


Agony Uncle Murray


From: "Casey, Leo J" <CaseyL@VOLPE.DOT.GOV>
Reply-To: tv@obbard.com
To: "'tv@obbard.com'" <tv@obbard.com>
Subject: RE: (TV) Slightly Off Topic
Date: Mon, 16 Sep 2002 11:00:57 -0400

Hey Murray,

Thanks for the straight-from the hip advice, just one question
Are you (happily) married?   :>}

	Leo

-----Original Message-----
From: Murray Ramone
Sent: Monday, September 16, 2002 10:41 AM
To: tv@obbard.com
Subject: Re: (TV) Slightly Off Topic: Strange Request / On Topic: TV's
Kidnapping & Withdrawal / Romantic Advice for a Musical Maverick
>when I have a problem like that I just listen to the voices in my head and 
>this is what they told me

>give her the tape,
>if she doesnt like it, rip her ears off and shove them down her throat - she 
>obviously doesnt use them anyway

>Good luck, Murray
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