Re: (TV) twilight zone

[Keith Allison <keith@marquee.demon.co.uk>]

In message <002301c1c6e8$7a878a60$d3ad1f3e@aferguso>, Andy Ferguson
<afne04343@blueyonder.co.uk> writes
>what happened next ?
>

>> >Would never have taken Bernard Manning as such an eclectic record
>collector
>> >! :-)
>> >
>> "There was this Television fan, this Geordie and this Cheesemaker..."

There was this Television fan, this Geordie and this Cheesemaker running
from the police across a field.  They come to a barn and decide to hide
in there to fool the police. When they get into the barn they notice
three sacks and decide each one will hide in a sack. In the event that
the cops do come in, they would just make some farmyard noise. So, all
three are waiting and the police go into the barn and check it out. One
officer sees the sacks and goes over to check it out. He goes to the one
with the TV fan in it and gives it a little kick. "Meow!", shouts the TV
fan. "Aw it's just a cat." says the cop. He then goes over to the sack
with the Geordie in it and gives it a kick. "Woof!", shouts the Geordie.
"Aw, it's just a dog." says the cop. He then goes over to the sack with
the Cheesemaker in it and gives it a kick. And the Cheesemaker shouts
"Potatoes!"

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Keith Allison
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