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Re: (TV) greg at the grammys
DJANGO REINHARDT!!!
> From: "Eric Veillette" <ericgv@hotmail.com>
> Reply-To: tv@obbard.com
> Date: Thu, 22 Feb 2001 15:33:09 -0000
> To: tv@obbard.com
> Subject: Re: (TV) greg at the grammys
>
> DISCLAIMER: I'm gonna talk about jazz here.
>
> First thing, Greg, this is like the funniest thing I've read on the list in
> a long time (apart from people leaving cause jazz was mentioned)
>
> Secondly, I'm listening to _Jaco Pastorius_ right now. Does anybody know
> ever happened to him?
>
> Anyways, I've heard some Al Di Meola mp3s, and I like it. I think I'm gonna
> look for one of his cds. Can anyone recommend something?
>
> over n out.
>
> n greg, thanks for making my morning.
>
> -e
>
>> From: g grant <grntg@yahoo.com>
>> Reply-To: tv@obbard.com
>> To: tv@obbard.com
>> Subject: (TV) greg at the grammys
>> Date: Wed, 21 Feb 2001 21:29:28 -0800 (PST)
>>
>> Greg at the Grammys : A real time critique (Note-Not
>> spell checking artists names)
>>
>> Damn they already started. No wonder those dinner
>> theatre critic gigs for the local paper never panned
>> out. What?s going on here? Oh theres Bono singing
>> Beautiful Day. I like U2 for some reason. I was the
>> first one in my high school to have the salad bowl
>> haircut. I took the jacket from Boy to the barber and
>> had him style my doo after Bonos. Hey now they are
>> winning an award. Please don?t speak Bono Vox, you?re
>> an idiot.
>>
>> Alright, it?s Sheryl Crow and Shelby. Sheesh the way
>> they are dressed they must have just completed their
>> Trailer Park 2001 tour. Shelby is wearing tight, low
>> slung leather pants and has a better beer gut then me.
>> Lay off that imported Canadian beer eh Shelby?
>> Sheryl?s ass looks like a bag of cement. Well their
>> acoustic yowl is over and they are announcing an
>> award. Hey it?s U2 again.
>>
>> Edge is saying how great things are and Bono?s
>> pointing. Fuck off Bono.
>>
>> A 20 second spot of the no one cares awards and we are
>> off to a commercial break?lots of community freebie
>> ads. Perhaps advertisers are onto this.
>>
>> Back on: Moby, Jill and Blue Men Group. Are those
>> blue guys the green guys from the IBM ads? The blue
>> guys are playing tubes. If those tubes were so great
>> why do they have 3, no 4 drummers? Pere Ubu only had
>> two drummers and these guys are no Pere Ubu. Emmylou
>> Harris stands and cheers as if to say ?see everyone,
>> I?m a fan and I?m still relevant and hip to the
>> scene.?
>>
>> Ritchie Sambora announces a great band can change the
>> world. Well not tonight as Shelby wins an award.
>> Sisqou was a nominee. Did he not tell Regis on rock
>> star millionaire that his name was now Dragon or
>> something? Shelby says after 13 albums I ?git? an
>> award. She is so COOL! Oh get me to HMV.com right
>> now, I have some shoppin? to do.
>>
>> More winners we don?t care about for some jazz albums
>> in sub-script as they announce upcoming acts.
>> Branford won a few. Did he release the only jazz
>> album this year. Oh crap I should not have mentioned
>> jazz as three people just unsubscribed. Did Bono win
>> a spoken word award?
>>
>> Nina and Take Six sing Nat King Cole and 12 bars in
>> I?m changing the channel. On Ripley?s Believe It or
>> Not, Brenda Fox, a performance artist, is feeding
>> worms to her fans during one of her show worms. Oh
>> that is so GG Allin! I bet GG was never on the, that
>> corporate fascist owners team got his ass kicked by
>> the Jays, Ripley's network.
>>
>> Back to Grammy?s ? A televised jazz award. After mass
>> confusion they realise Dianne Reaves is a no show. Oh
>> the awards committee forgot to send her bus fare.
>>
>> More awards in the no one cares categories.
>>
>> Oh oh, I am fading in and out of conciousness?Bono?s
>> voice snaps me back to awake land. They won what,
>> band or album of year. Shut-up Bono. Great, the Edge
>> is yipping nonsense again
>>
>> Upcoming: Eminim featuring Elton John?Okay, do tough
>> urban gangsters hang out with fat, bald, touppee
>> wearing middle aged men? Hardly. There is so much
>> material here?
>>
>> Gloria Estafan is wearing electrical tape across her
>> nipples. I?m surprised the nursing home let her out
>> like this.
>>
>> The next half hour: more crap, more crap and more
>> crap. Some Canadian playing piano, as if 99% of the
>> audience cares, what? Was not Bryan Adams available.
>> Robbie Robertson shuts out Val Kilmer, who is sporting
>> a Match Box 20 do.
>>
>> More commercials, eventually Dolly Parton is singing
>> and the banjo is just hummin away. Perhaps Television
>> would have won a Grammy if Verlaine and Lloyd would
>> have had a guitar-banjo duel. Bet they couldn't agree
>> on who would play the banjo.
>>
>> After Dolly's song the whole show degenerates into a
>> Hee Haw re-run.
>>
>> Greg out
>>
>>
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